An Insane Time to Fly

I feel bad for everyone who has to fly this weekend. Well, maybe not everyone.

Then again, maybe the private jet owners have it harder this time of year too. Sure, they don’t have to deal with the hours-long TSA lines…

Or strangers’ screaming children…

But maybe they may face their own challenges?

Like remembering who’s gotten their holiday gratuity.

The first of our air-travel contenders this week is Pilot Announcement.

The challenger is a strong, silent type: TSA Fable.

First up, for our semifinal match, after a strong victory over Baby Seals, it’s Patient Intake.

And our challenger, who just defeated two opponents in a single bout, it’s Nostradamus.

Lastly, Noth Things is proud to announce our November champion: Pilgrim’s Process.

Until next week, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!