Is Everyone Sick?
So my body’s sick with the flu, my heart’s sick from current events, and my mind’s so fuddled I can’t tell DayQuil from NyQuil. But duty calls. The stack must be stacked—though I’m really relating to the kid in this cartoon right now.
But let’s not dwell on my symptoms.
Because it’s time for…
I relate to this one so much right now that I’m going to call it, Portrait of the Artist.
Wait, I also relate to the challenger, so let’s call it Portrait of the Artist 2.
And who’s not excited for the semifinals? Me. I just want to go back to sleep. But first, here’s the winner of our air-travel matchup, Pilot Announcement.
The challenger—which narrowly defeated a cartoon about a tree with a butt (no easy feat)—is Breathalyzer.
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Hope you feel better soon. Thanks for the above and beyond effort. Much needed and appreciated, these days.
I know the feeling... just went through a bad cold, and I couldn't sleep because there was something wrong with some black holes... small black holes, mind you.. but, still, there was something off... i can't even remember what the trouble was...
Anyway, your nightmare was much worse... i guess the elephants were okay... even their long, ostrich-like trunks\ necks made sense somehow... but it must've been the wrangling that tortured you... There you are, just trying to get some sleep, but you can't, because of all these elephants\ ostriches. Exhausted from all the wrangling, but still can't sleep...
I hope your nightmares get better, or at least more benign... That's all we want really... just benign nightmares...
*Except, I'm just having trouble spelling "benign" right now... And my keyboard\ dictionary thingy keeps suggesting wrong spellings... And once I make the mistake of accepting a wrong spelling, it then stores it as correct... it's really a nightmare, and it isn't benign... Can I instead just get back to that nasty cold?